var quotes = new Array;

quotes.push("Spend ALL your money");

quotes.push("Always tip");

quotes.push("Get Wasted");

quotes.push("No H2o");

quotes.push("You're never right, we are");

quotes.push("Drink or be gone");

quotes.push("At the end of the night,if you don't work here or don't sleep here or don't want to sleep with someone who works here, F**K OFF");



document.write(quotes[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length))]);